I am of course, talking about Tim Burtons adaptation of legendary Oxfordian authour Lewis Carrols “Alice In Wonderland” A new trailer was shown at the Superbowl the other night (America’s biggest TV event of the year, advertisers always try to get their ads placed there because of the audience figures) and it looks brilliant. Visually glorious, dark and wonderful, it hits cinemas on March 5th
Yes, I’m talking about Total Wipeout, it’s awful, it’s cheesy, it’s actually quite degrading, but my god is it bloody funny.
With my friend Joe.
Alex says:
So, errr, instead I’m on RWP…
†Noctus† says:
RWP has become a bit boring lately :c
Alex says:
Yeah, I agree.
†Noctus† says:
Something must be done
Alex says:
Indeed. Let’s create an insanely talking point thread in AAG
that didn’t even make sense!
†Noctus† says:
What about?! ;o
Alex says:
I have no idea…
†Noctus† says:
D:
Over at Spiral Mountain I’ve been making random threads
One about toothpaste
One about cucumber
Alex says:
hmmm…
Combine the two. Make a thread about toothpaste for cuccumbers.
†Noctus† says:
Probably not a great idea
Alex says:
No, it is a bit silly.
†Noctus† says:
Indeed :c
Alex says:
I gone done made a thread about love. Also, Does your cuccumber not floss? Yellow innards in it’s once watery interoir. Theny ou need Cu-clean. The only cuccumber toothpaste!
†Noctus† says:
Oh my, a love thread!
And I’ve no idea!
Alex says:
†Noctus† says:
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Alex says:
I think Cucumber toothpaste could be big.
I’m going to pitch it to dragons den.
†Noctus† says:
YES
Do it
:3
Pleeease
Can I be your partner?
Alex says:
Yes you can
†Noctus† says:
I have such a passion for keeping my cucumber cucumbery fresh!
Alex says:
I have the first line of the pitch. Lady, Gentlemen. Sliced bread, elecricity, the internet. Just footnotes on the impact of what we have with us today. I present to you, Cu-clean. The ONLY cucumber toothpaste.
†Noctus† says:
How does it work, you ask?! Well, it’s simple my friend! You get the Cu-Brush with extra fine thistles, and brush away! It leaves your cucumber wonderfully shiny, fresh and tasty!
Alex says:
That’s right Joe. Only 2 minutes a day, twice a day, everyday for the rest of your life and your cucumber will shine like a diamond. You’ll be the envy of the farming community, The king and queen of salad, the arch-duke of chopped vegetable
†Noctus† says:
You may think this is a teeeeeeeeeny weeny bit obsessive. But, once you stare upon your cucumber with the use of our product…Old cucumber will seem outdated! Old cucumber will be stale! Old cucumber won’t be Cu-Cucumber!!!
Alex says:
Cu-Cucumber. It’ll change the way you look at vegetation for £2.99. It puts the come in come to our super awesome party.
You want to come to the super awesome party, right? Then invest in Cu-cucumber. We’re asking for about $1000000
†Noctus† says:
If you’d like to take it a step further, the Ca-Brush will also give your carrots a new breath of life!
Alex says:
Yes, this is true. Also, are you sick of your carrots being eaten by mangy rabbits? Then may I present…a gun.
The teacher…she does nothing!
